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Anti-spam policy
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Thinking of spamming this domain?
There are two things you need to know:
- No user on this domain has ever requested any 'marketing information', added their
email address to a mailing list belonging to any commerical organisation or given permission to anyone to pass
the address to a third party for sending unsolicited mail.
- A curse has been placed on anyone sending unsolicited commercial email to this domain, so don't do it.
The curse was placed by a witch-doctor with apparently excellent credentials, and under its terms spammers
and their children will be removed from the gene pool. The very act of sending the mail signs their immortal
soul over to me, and unless they've made their peace with me in time I know exactly what I'm going to do with them.
Worried you've been cursed already? As I understand the rules it's difficult to lift the curse with respect to
your demise unless you're genuinely sorry for what you've done to the extent that it undoes the action. Don't tell me
you're sorry - I can't help. You brought it upon yourself with your intent and while the intent remains the curse remains.
If you want your immortal soul back (and that of your children) I might be prepared to sell it
to you for a substantial donation to charity plus an administration fee to cover my cost of dealing with your and other
people's spam.